The North Pole is being victimized by a rogue reindeer. His name is Bubba and trainers at Reindeer Operations say things are not going well with him. He got out of his pen and has been seen flying all over the North Pole, going through garbage and pooping on lawns. He is very fast and very strong. He flies well but he is wild. “We can’t control him yet,” Elf Frankie Reynolds told us. “We might have to get Santa to spend some time on him.” Bubba is part of a new recruiting class of reindeer adopted from Mongolia last winter. Most of that class has been outstanding.
If you have to whine about something, see Elf Levar. Levar F. Goble was promoted to Head Elf of the North Pole Complaint Department. He will head a team of more than 34 elves who work daily to handle all the complaints that come in from around the world to the North Pole.